♥ my love is selfish and it cares not who it hurts

[solitaire]

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voice.

[affections]

Remy, I'm bored.

[solitaire]

Well, that's no good. What can I do ta help?

[affections]

Gosh, there are so many possibilities. We could go and get coffee, play pool. Or I could acquaint you with my new apartment.

( Is she bootycalling him


she's basically bootycalling him )

[solitaire]

Am I allowed ta pick which option I prefer? 'Cause that last one is soundin' about right.

_{( He's okay with that. )}

[affections]

( this is why their friendship works so well )

Oh, good. I'm on the first floor now, even, so it's terribly convenient.

You bring something to drink, I will take care of everything else.

[solitaire]

That's awful kind a' you.

So I'll try not ta keep you waitin'.

[affections]

You're a gentleman, as always.

[solitaire]

I do try, chère.

[affections]

See you in a bit. The door's unlocked,

[solitaire]

Soon as I can be there.

_{( And then they had awesome sex, I guess. )}

[affections]

( or she made him give her a pedicure


no, they totally had awesome sex )

[solitaire]

<sub>( that could be the post party.

he gives a mean foot rub, don't knock it. )</sub>

action (sort of); forward dated to the 10th

[thephix]

[Sometime on the morning of the tenth, there's a knock on the door of unit 509, though no one will be there if the door is opened. Instead, there's a parcel left just to the side of the doorway, with a simple tag on it, addressed to Monsieur LeBeau.

There's no indication of who it's from, but inside the box is a bottle of Old Grandad 86 proof bourbon, with the tax stamp still in place, suggesting that it came from before 1985. If Remy remembers his conversation with Max about the lack of good bourbon in the city, it probably won't be hard to guess where the gift came from.

You're welcome, Remy.]

[solitaire]

_{( He's so getting her roses next time he sees her, jsyk. )}

text; backdated to the 9th

[controlledvariable]

hey remy, we're bros right?

[a good way to start what is probably going to be an awkward conversation.]

[solitaire]

sure, fille. if you say so?

[controlledvariable]

okay this is going to seem weird at first but bear with me.

because we're bros you know that i'm perfectly capable of making decisions about who i'm in a relationship with and wouldn't feel the need to ~defend my honor~ if i was seeing someone that might be considered a just a little inappropriate. right?

[solitaire]

i'm the last person who's going to judge, darling.

plus, everyone here's some kind of strange. not like the options run to conventional.

[controlledvariable]

thank you ♥

this is the part where i tell you i'm sleeping with your roommate! i'm sure you can imagine why we're keeping it in the downlow, but i wanted to be able to come see him and not worry about you thinking you need to kick his ass 'cause he's taking advantage of me or something.

[solitaire]

_{( spits drink. but recovers! )}

ah, i'm sure there's plenty else i can kick his ass for.

[controlledvariable]

[sorry bro]

there defintely is. just as long as it's not out of some misguided overprotectiveness.

how've you been, by the way? doing okay?

[solitaire]

tell you what-- whenever you say you need some protecting, i'll be there, no questions asked. until then, i trust you'll take care of it yourself.

i'm always okay. even on the moon.

[controlledvariable]

[Oh no that's really sweet.]

you're a good friend, remy. i hope you know the same goes for you.

[Not that she thinks he'd need much protecting, but still.]

no one's always okay, but i won't push it if you don't want.

[solitaire]

i'll keep it in mind.

and no one, except me. congratulations, you've met a genetic anomaly, now.

_{( he's winking, unseen, though it might be obvious. after all, he is a genetic anomaly. )}

[controlledvariable]

i'll admit that you're pretty special, but no one's that lucky.

[Not that she think being a) a genetic anomaly or b) okay all the time is actually lucky; she's just being playful.]